If People Acted Like They Do on Dating Apps | Hardly Working

(upbeat music) (playful music) – Hi What is it? What's with the winking? Okay, I don't get this

– Hey, have a good weekend? – Oh, yeah, it was great, how about you? Did you have a good weekend? Did I do something wrong? You're gone, what happened? – So then we went ice skating, which was so much fun for everybody besides me I fell and needed 10 stitches – Ooh, yeah that sucks, see you later – Okay bye – Wanna fuck? – What, no, who are you? – Wanna go to Dave and Buster's tonight? – Oh yeah, that sounds fun

– Actually, I'm not into it – What, you just asked me – Sorry, you're just too needy – You asked me, me! – Wanna work on our presentation at two? – Yeah, uh, I should tell you that I'm working on a few projects with other coworkers, too – Yeah that's fine, I am too

– What, ew, I do not like coworkers that get around – But you're working with other people, too – Sorry, I don't think this is gonna work out – You blocked me? – So the character is a seventh level wizard, third level sorcerer with 10 levels of ultimate magus, but remember they're a gnome, so they're actually treated as being one lever higher in terms of sorcery – Bring me a new friend

– Yeah okay, so I went to Sephora and I asked them "do you have this color?" and they were like "no" and I was like "what?" and they were like "uh" and I was like "what?" and they were like "um" – Next – So I have tickets to Hamilton tonight if you wanna go – Hamilton Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey – What, what is it? – Fuckin' bitch

– What? – Dick pic, here, enjoy Hey Raf, good morning buddy, have a picture of my dick, there you go – I don't want this – Oh I don't care, I just like giving them out Dick pic, who wants one, I have plenty, dick pics

– As you can see, if everyone meets their first quarter goals, then we'll all get bonuses Wait, where'd everyone go? (crowd murmurs) (laughing) – Sorry, yeah, we all got upgraded to a special secret version of life for famous/hot people – So what, I'm just supposed to hang out here by myself? – I'll see you in a second Oh no, I can fix that, um, yeah, here's a bunch of bots – I'm lonely

– Be my friend – Follow me – Send money – [Man] Get out of here, what? – Be my friend – Follow me

– Send money – Be my friend (camera clicks) – Hi, I'm Rekha from College Humor Click here to subscribe, click here for other fun stuff, and thank you so much for watching I love my job and I'm definitely not trapped in this video

(breathes) Things are great

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